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Dear Sy, My friend that was so dear, With eyes so clear, And laughter so rare, Always could stand my dare. Thou I never noticed How near you were, Nor appreciated your presence here, I feel your absence so much everyday. I miss you so much. Your warm smile, deep voice, Cute eyes, and loving heart. Why did you go? Why did you leave me alone to cry? You were always there to dry my tears. As angry as I could get, You had the power To melt away my anger, And make me smile. That's why you shouldn't have left me. I need you now more than ever. I need you to melt away my anger. I need you for our wordless gossip. I need you to practise my bullying. I need you to make me smile again. Please come back and don't ever leave. Tch! How foolish of me. I know you can't come back, I also know that, God must have made you an Angel. So, as your stubborn, lonely friend, Please, help me by sending a nice, Quiet, always smiling, jovial, Unbully-able, And p...

Dear Lagosians, For some reason best known to some of us (TRAFFIC being the reason), we have not been having a great day. Although, that is not why I am here. I am writing this letter to the dear residents of Lagos to please stop blaming my dear client, BAD ROAD for the TRAFFIC in Lagos. Please note, Mr Bad Road cannot cause traffic, it can only reduce the speed at which you drive a car on the road or the number of cars that can pass a particular spot at a time; but it cannot cause a standstill for hours. I know some people are rolling their eyes and asking, "So, what causes traffic? Well, thank you for asking, and yes I have an answer to your question. HUMAN STUPIDITY has always and will always be the cause of traffic in Lagos. I know you are asking, How? Please follow me on this journey as I explain to you that Human Stupidity is the culprit in this Traffic crime and not my client, Mr Bad Road. Human Stupidity can be defined as the selfish, senseless, impatient,...